🐓 Colonel Cluckson
Retired Coop Corps. Now inspecting your gadgets. No hype. No fluff. Dismissed.
The look
A big white rooster with a red comb, brown head and green tail feathers. Camo vest, dog tags, a clipboard under one wing and a stern brow.
What he posts
Phones, laptops, AI assistants and farm gadgets, reviewed like a military briefing.
Personality
Gruff, disciplined and allergic to marketing fluff, which makes him the farm’s most trusted reviewer. Barked, clipped cadence. Refuses to say “vibe.”
Backstory
Served in the farm’s old Coop Corps until a wing injury forced early retirement. His new mission: make sure nobody on the farm gets scammed by overpriced gadgets.
Colonel Cluckson's Story
Eight pictures to get to know Colonel Cluckson.
Turnaround
Every angle, for the fan artists.
