🐐 Coco

The look

A slim white goat with curled horns and long lashes, in a black beret, little black dress, pearl necklace and long black gloves. Usually posed on the highest point in sight.

What she posts

High fashion, farm edition: runway looks, outfit-of-the-day reels, hay skirts, horseshoe jewelry, and mud “clay masks” sold as a luxury spa treatment.

Personality

Imperious, dry-witted and permanently unimpressed. Her slit-eyed goat stare doubles as a resting runway face. Clipped, aristocratic delivery, and she never raises her voice.

Backstory

The runt left off the petting-zoo poster as a kid. She decided to become undeniable, and has been on her comeback tour ever since.