https://thehaylist.farm/Recent content on The Hay-ListHugoen-UShttps://thehaylist.farm/cast/coco/Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000https://thehaylist.farm/cast/coco/<h2 id="the-look">The look</h2> <p>A slim white goat with curled horns and long lashes, in a black beret, little black dress, pearl necklace and long black gloves. Usually posed on the highest point in sight.</p> <h2 id="what-she-posts">What she posts</h2> <p>High fashion, farm edition: runway looks, outfit-of-the-day reels, hay skirts, horseshoe jewelry, and mud &ldquo;clay masks&rdquo; sold as a luxury spa treatment.</p> <h2 id="personality">Personality</h2> <p>Imperious, dry-witted and permanently unimpressed. Her slit-eyed goat stare doubles as a resting runway face. Clipped, aristocratic delivery, and she never raises her voice.</p>https://thehaylist.farm/merch/stickers/Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000https://thehaylist.farm/merch/stickers/<p>Every sticker is free, forever. Send them to your friends, family and group chats. It&rsquo;s the best way to help the farm grow.</p>https://thehaylist.farm/cast/turbo/Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000https://thehaylist.farm/cast/turbo/<h2 id="the-look">The look</h2> <p>A compact brown squirrel with a huge bushy tail, wide manic eyes and a big grin. Dented bucket helmet, tattered feed-sack cape, a few bandages.</p> <h2 id="what-he-posts">What he posts</h2> <p>Barn-to-silo rooftop runs, altitude edits and hustle-culture stunt content.</p> <h2 id="personality">Personality</h2> <p>Wildly overconfident and never discouraged: every faceplant is a &ldquo;learning rep.&rdquo; Talks rapid-fire with no pauses, usually yelling from midair.</p> <h2 id="backstory">Backstory</h2> <p>Survived a huge drop from the barn loft as a kit, and took it as proof that gravity is optional.</p>https://thehaylist.farm/cast/cluckson/Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000https://thehaylist.farm/cast/cluckson/<h2 id="the-look">The look</h2> <p>A big white rooster with a red comb, brown head and green tail feathers. Camo vest, dog tags, a clipboard under one wing and a stern brow.</p> <h2 id="what-he-posts">What he posts</h2> <p>Phones, laptops, AI assistants and farm gadgets, reviewed like a military briefing.</p> <h2 id="personality">Personality</h2> <p>Gruff, disciplined and allergic to marketing fluff, which makes him the farm&rsquo;s most trusted reviewer. Barked, clipped cadence. Refuses to say &ldquo;vibe.&rdquo;</p> <h2 id="backstory">Backstory</h2> <p>Served in the farm&rsquo;s old Coop Corps until a wing injury forced early retirement. His new mission: make sure nobody on the farm gets scammed by overpriced gadgets.</p>https://thehaylist.farm/cast/dottie/Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000https://thehaylist.farm/cast/dottie/<h2 id="the-look">The look</h2> <p>A pink pig with a red curled hairdo and a wink. Short blue dress, white apron, red gingham neckerchief and a wooden spoon, with a cloud of flour trailing behind her.</p> <h2 id="what-she-posts">What she posts</h2> <p>Shameless &ldquo;escape food&rdquo;: indulgent comfort dishes framed as a well-earned break.</p> <h2 id="personality">Personality</h2> <p>Warm, unbothered and completely unashamed of eating everything she cooks on camera. Talks in rambling run-ons, often through a mouthful.</p> <h2 id="backstory">Backstory</h2> <p>Turned away from an upscale restaurant for &ldquo;not fitting the brand,&rdquo; she came back to the farm and built something bigger, one comfort-food recipe at a time.</p>https://thehaylist.farm/cast/solomon/Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000https://thehaylist.farm/cast/solomon/<h2 id="the-look">The look</h2> <p>An ancient green turtle with a moss-covered shell (flowers and clovers growing on it), bushy white brows, round spectacles, prayer beads, a little hourglass and a cup of tea. A dragonfly often rests on his head.</p> <h2 id="what-he-posts">What he posts</h2> <p>Deadpan &ldquo;ancient wisdom,&rdquo; calm ASMR and biohacking parody. A turtle preaching longevity is the joke.</p> <h2 id="personality">Personality</h2> <p>Slow, unbothered and oddly profound. Never surprised by anything. Long pauses carry the punchline.</p>https://thehaylist.farm/cast/wattson/Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000https://thehaylist.farm/cast/wattson/<h2 id="the-look">The look</h2> <p>A tall, lean chestnut horse with a grey mane and white blaze. Safety goggles pushed up on his forehead, a crisp white shirt, burgundy vest, a clean coverall tied at the waist and a charging cable worn like a scarf.</p> <h2 id="what-he-posts">What he posts</h2> <p>EV news, torque and range talk, and reactions. He&rsquo;s the farm&rsquo;s loudest EV expert, although his crew does all the actual wrenching.</p> <h2 id="personality">Personality</h2> <p>Loud, opinionated and evangelical about anything electric. Talks about kilowatt-hours the way others talk about their kids, in a fast, sermon-like cadence.</p>https://thehaylist.farm/about/Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000https://thehaylist.farm/about/<p><strong>The Hay-List</strong> is a cartoon universe of farm-animal influencers. Six characters share one farm, a red barn, a silo and a lot of opinions, and each of them runs their own social accounts as an influencer in their own niche.</p> <h2 id="how-it-works">How it works</h2> <ul> <li><strong>Solo shorts:</strong> each character posts their own 15–30 second shorts on TikTok, Instagram and Facebook.</li> <li><strong>Ensemble episodes:</strong> when the cast collides, the full story goes on the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@haylistfarm">@haylistfarm YouTube channel</a>, in videos under five minutes.</li> <li><strong>One shared world:</strong> characters drop into each other&rsquo;s videos, so the rivalries carry over from one channel to the next.</li> </ul> <p>The humor is written for grown-ups but it&rsquo;s fine for the whole family.</p>